Please hurry up. I have papers to write, and I was hoping you could eradicate them forever for me. Thanks. While you're at it, can you please give me awesome knowledge absorbing powers, so that, like a sponge absorbing a spill in the kitchen, I can absorb any number of facts and theories, and be able to constructively use them in my daily life. Now that I have knowledge absorbency powers, I can easily become wealthy or famous or whatever, not that I would ever want to, but just in case. Unfortunately, I doubt that these powers will give me significant knowledge about the general direction of my life. So, if you could provide some key choices, sorta like in Who Wants to Be A Millionaire, that would be truly delightful. This way, I may still make bad decision, but the chances are much slimmer. Glad we settled this. Thanks Magical Future Genie.
