Hi all,

I felt like writing. I am bored and tired of looking at my sister. She's getting addicted to facebook and keeps bombarding me with questions about it. It's kinda cute actually, like learning how to read for the first time, except she's reading wall posts and learning how to "like" things. So if she's sending you something, it definitely means she enjoys your company.

In fact, at this moment, she is attempting to convince my middle school friend Joe that we should date. This is very embarrassing and awkward seeing as I have not seen him since our 2004 graduation. My goodness, what am I to do with her?

What am I to do?